hash browns will be served at my wedding

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a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”


the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink


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the starry sky on the himalayas



Season 1 
Episode 1 - Pilot
Episode 2 - Home Invasion
Episode 3 - Murder House
Episode 4 - Halloween Part 1
Episode 5 - Halloween Part 2  
Episode 6 - Piggy Piggy
Episode 7 - Open House
Episode 8 - Rubber Man
Episode 9 - Spooky Little Girl
Episode 10 Smoldering Children
Episode 11 Birth
Episode 12 After Birth
Season 2 
Episode 1 - Welcome to Briarcliff
Episode 2 - Tricks and Treats
Episode 3 - Nor’easter
Episode 4 - I Am Anne Frank Part 1
Episode 5 - I Am Anne Frank Part 2
Episode 6 - The Origins of Monstrosity
Episode 7 - Dark Cousin
Episode 8 - Unholy Night
Episode 9 - The Coat Hanger
Episode 10 - The Name Game
Episode 11 - Spilt Milk
Episode 12 - Continuum
Episode 13 - Madness Ends
Season 3
Episode 1 - Bitchcraft
Episode 2 - Boy Parts
Episode 3 - The Replacements
Episode 4 - Fearful Pranks Ensue
Episode 5 - Burn, Witch, Burn!
Episode 6 - The Axeman Cometh
Episode 7 - The Dead
Episode 8 - The Sacred Taking
Episode 9 - Head
Episode 10 - The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks
Episode 11 - Protect The Coven
Episode 12 - Go To Hell
Episode 13 - The Seven Wonders





Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via tennants-hair)

There’s this boy that I met and I think I like him because every time I see him my stomach twists into knots. Why?

It’s my birthday and my best present today was seeing him, him him him him

I hope I get to see him again, his face is pretty and his voice is gentle and I hope he doesn’t forget me over the summer

That boy still exists and he is still beautiful and lovely and our skin touched today

It seems like a lot of other people think this boy is beautiful too. How annoying. He was supposed to have been my little secret

I like this boy a lot and I saw him with another girl tonight and it was like being stabbed in the middle of the stomach with a jagged, rusty knife

What if he falls in love with her? I will not be okay

I kissed the boy I kissed the boy I kissed the boy and he said he liked me

I walked home with him today and we kissed some more and his lips tasted better than the alcohol I’m so used to consuming

He chose me

“When I’m with you, all of my worries go away,” he said. That’s all I could ever want really

He told me he loved me and I held him so tightly that neither of us could breathe

He took me to meet his family today and we went to a garden and I’ve decided that I love him back

We laid down in his bed but every single movement was innocent. I stared at the ceiling and loved the way my head fit perfectly on his shoulder. He loves the same music as I do

We had our first fight today and I cried when I got home and then Mother yelled so I cried some more

He’s getting awfully close to his female friends and I don’t know how I feel about it. I took a brisk walk in the rain to think it through and then I drank when I got home. His Christmas present came in the mail. Should I trash it?

We had another fight and it was bad

I haven’t seen him in a while and I’m nervous for the next time I do, is that bad?

He was my New Year’s kiss. In the middle of the night he told me he missed me while I was gone but then he wouldn’t touch me in the morning

He went to his friend’s house and didn’t tell me. This friend happens to be a girl. I don’t know. I’m probably going to get drunk tonight

He left.

7 months of diary entries (via thoseconstellations)

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I’ve been laughing about this for the past 12 hours.
  • 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
  • 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
  • 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
  • 4: What’s something you really want right now?
  • 5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 6: Do you like the beach?
  • 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
  • 8: What’s the background on your cell?
  • 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
  • 10: Do you like your phone?
  • 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
  • 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
  • 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
  • 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
  • 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
  • 16: Are you tired?
  • 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
  • 18: Are they a relative?
  • 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
  • 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
  • 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
  • 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
  • 24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
  • 25: What’s on your mind?
  • 26: Do you have any tattoos?
  • 27: What is your favorite color?
  • 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
  • 29: Who are you texting?
  • 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
  • 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
  • 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
  • 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
  • 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
  • 36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
  • 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
  • 38: What do your friends call you?
  • 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
  • 40: Have you ever cried over a text?
  • 41: Where’s your last bruise located?
  • 42: What is it from?
  • 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
  • 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
  • 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
  • 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
  • 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
  • 48: Do you make supper for your family?
  • 49: Does your bedroom have a door?
  • 50: Top 3 web-pages?
  • 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
  • 52: Does anything on your body hurt?
  • 53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
  • 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
  • 55: How is your hair?
  • 56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
  • 57: Do you think two people can last forever?
  • 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
  • 59: Green or purple grapes?
  • 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
  • 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
  • 62: When will be the next time you text someone?
  • 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
  • 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
  • 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
  • 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
  • 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 70: How many windows are open on your computer?
  • 71: How many fingers do you have?
  • 72: What is your ringtone?
  • 73: How old will you be in 5 months?
  • 74: Where is your Mum right now?
  • 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
  • 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
  • 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
  • 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
  • 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
  • 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
  • 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
  • 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
  • 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
  • 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
  • 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
  • 87: Who was your last received call from?
  • 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
  • 89: What is something you wish you had more of?
  • 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
  • 91: Do you sleep with your window open?
  • 92: Do you get along with girls?
  • 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
  • 94: Does sex mean love?
  • 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
  • 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
  • 97: Did you sleep alone this week?
  • 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
  • 99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?


she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

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