netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

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fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas


CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
lohanthony:

kazrans:

Season 1 
Episode 1 - Pilot
Episode 2 - Home Invasion
Episode 3 - Murder House
Episode 4 - Halloween Part 1
Episode 5 - Halloween Part 2  
Episode 6 - Piggy Piggy
Episode 7 - Open House
Episode 8 - Rubber Man
Episode 9 - Spooky Little Girl
Episode 10 Smoldering Children
Episode 11 Birth
Episode 12 After Birth
Season 2 
Episode 1 - Welcome to Briarcliff
Episode 2 - Tricks and Treats
Episode 3 - Nor’easter
Episode 4 - I Am Anne Frank Part 1
Episode 5 - I Am Anne Frank Part 2
Episode 6 - The Origins of Monstrosity
Episode 7 - Dark Cousin
Episode 8 - Unholy Night
Episode 9 - The Coat Hanger
Episode 10 - The Name Game
Episode 11 - Spilt Milk
Episode 12 - Continuum
Episode 13 - Madness Ends
Season 3
Episode 1 - Bitchcraft
Episode 2 - Boy Parts
Episode 3 - The Replacements
Episode 4 - Fearful Pranks Ensue
Episode 5 - Burn, Witch, Burn!
Episode 6 - The Axeman Cometh
Episode 7 - The Dead
Episode 8 - The Sacred Taking
Episode 9 - Head
Episode 10 - The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks
Episode 11 - Protect The Coven
Episode 12 - Go To Hell
Episode 13 - The Seven Wonders

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS IN THEIR LIVES. YOUR FUCKING WELCOME.
connorfranta:

 

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via tennants-hair)

6/3/13
There’s this boy that I met and I think I like him because every time I see him my stomach twists into knots. Why?

6/14/13 
It’s my birthday and my best present today was seeing him, him him him him

6/15/13
I hope I get to see him again, his face is pretty and his voice is gentle and I hope he doesn’t forget me over the summer

8/24/13
That boy still exists and he is still beautiful and lovely and our skin touched today

8/28/13
It seems like a lot of other people think this boy is beautiful too. How annoying. He was supposed to have been my little secret

10/5/13
I like this boy a lot and I saw him with another girl tonight and it was like being stabbed in the middle of the stomach with a jagged, rusty knife

10/6/13 
What if he falls in love with her? I will not be okay

11/16/13
I kissed the boy I kissed the boy I kissed the boy and he said he liked me

11/20/13
I walked home with him today and we kissed some more and his lips tasted better than the alcohol I’m so used to consuming

11/22/14
He chose me

11/23/13
“When I’m with you, all of my worries go away,” he said. That’s all I could ever want really

12/1/13
He told me he loved me and I held him so tightly that neither of us could breathe

12/7/13
He took me to meet his family today and we went to a garden and I’ve decided that I love him back

12/16/13
We laid down in his bed but every single movement was innocent. I stared at the ceiling and loved the way my head fit perfectly on his shoulder. He loves the same music as I do

12/17/13
We had our first fight today and I cried when I got home and then Mother yelled so I cried some more

12/20/13
He’s getting awfully close to his female friends and I don’t know how I feel about it. I took a brisk walk in the rain to think it through and then I drank when I got home. His Christmas present came in the mail. Should I trash it?

12/22/13
We had another fight and it was bad

12/31/13
I haven’t seen him in a while and I’m nervous for the next time I do, is that bad?

1/1/14
He was my New Year’s kiss. In the middle of the night he told me he missed me while I was gone but then he wouldn’t touch me in the morning

1/4/14
He went to his friend’s house and didn’t tell me. This friend happens to be a girl. I don’t know. I’m probably going to get drunk tonight

1/5/14
He left.


7 months of diary entries (via thoseconstellations)

(via yulinga)

postcardsfromtheoryland:

I’ve been laughing about this for the past 12 hours.
  • 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
  • 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
  • 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
  • 4: What’s something you really want right now?
  • 5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 6: Do you like the beach?
  • 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
  • 8: What’s the background on your cell?
  • 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
  • 10: Do you like your phone?
  • 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
  • 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
  • 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
  • 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
  • 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
  • 16: Are you tired?
  • 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
  • 18: Are they a relative?
  • 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
  • 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
  • 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
  • 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
  • 24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
  • 25: What’s on your mind?
  • 26: Do you have any tattoos?
  • 27: What is your favorite color?
  • 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
  • 29: Who are you texting?
  • 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
  • 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
  • 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
  • 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
  • 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
  • 36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
  • 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
  • 38: What do your friends call you?
  • 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
  • 40: Have you ever cried over a text?
  • 41: Where’s your last bruise located?
  • 42: What is it from?
  • 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
  • 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
  • 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
  • 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
  • 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
  • 48: Do you make supper for your family?
  • 49: Does your bedroom have a door?
  • 50: Top 3 web-pages?
  • 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
  • 52: Does anything on your body hurt?
  • 53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
  • 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
  • 55: How is your hair?
  • 56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
  • 57: Do you think two people can last forever?
  • 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
  • 59: Green or purple grapes?
  • 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
  • 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
  • 62: When will be the next time you text someone?
  • 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
  • 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
  • 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
  • 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
  • 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 70: How many windows are open on your computer?
  • 71: How many fingers do you have?
  • 72: What is your ringtone?
  • 73: How old will you be in 5 months?
  • 74: Where is your Mum right now?
  • 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
  • 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
  • 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
  • 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
  • 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
  • 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
  • 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
  • 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
  • 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
  • 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
  • 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
  • 87: Who was your last received call from?
  • 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
  • 89: What is something you wish you had more of?
  • 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
  • 91: Do you sleep with your window open?
  • 92: Do you get along with girls?
  • 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
  • 94: Does sex mean love?
  • 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
  • 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
  • 97: Did you sleep alone this week?
  • 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
  • 99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

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